BREAKING: Epstein Was All Just A Big Misunderstanding!

After stoking the files story for years Trump's DOJ calls it all a big whoopsie. Sure.

NOTE: See late update below

Anyone with half a brain knows that Trump is a serial rapist and was knee-deep in Jeffery Epstein’s sex trafficking operation for as long as it was operating — whether as simply a client or (likely) much more involved.

When Trump decided to run in 2016 his long association with Epstein naturally came up — from the Stern interview where Trump admits that they both like women but Jeff liked them even younger — to the video of them watching women on the dance floor and and pointing them out like they were at a literal meat market.

It goes much, much deeper than that.

Before we open that can of worms let’s understand what Trump and his sons and allies did when all that came out — because with 15 years of Trump under our collective belt it’s clearer than ever.

Honestly, I don’t remember what legal charge against Epstein triggered it in 2016, but I distinctly remember when another story broke that Don Jr. was shouting from the roof tops about it — of course claiming Bill Clinton was on the Epstein’s list and trying to cover it up.

Listen, we know from flight records that Clinton was on Epstein’s Lolita Express private jet. As was Trump even though he had his own big, beautiful plane.

I said at the time and I’ll say it again — I don’t give a fuck who is on the list, if there even is one. If there’s evidence of anyone raping or abusing women or girls they need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. That said, I doubt everyone associated with Epstein was involved in his evilness. Just like everyone who went to a Diddy party wasn’t privy or guilty of participating in his freak offs.

I do find it hard to believe that almost everyone associated with both men didn’t at least have some knowledge of their crimes — but innocent until proven guilty.

But, back to Trump. Once Don Jr. started yelling the Epstein case became a giant MAGA issue — to the point of metastasizing into truly crazy shit like the PizzaGate conspiracy.

Looking back it’s even more obvious that this was a major case of Trump world projection — accusing others of being guilty of your own crimes. Even before the 2016 election there was a lot of evidence out there that Trump’s crimes and association with Epstein went much deeper than having sex with willing women of questionable ages on his plane or on his island.

Trump Models Inc.

Given his many business failures in the past, we sometimes forget that Trump had a modeling agency from 1999 to 2017 — even though it was reportedly mostly inactive for years before it shut down.

And, yes, there were legit, big-name models on the roster in the agencies heyday including Carol Alt, Beverly Johnson, Paris Hilton, and Yasmin Le Bon. And of course Melania was a member before she married Trump and was awarded a Genius Grant to become a US citizen.

But, beyond the legit there were also multiple, solid reports back in 2016 that many young models recruited from Europe were held in terrible conditions in dorm style housing in NYC. And that those models were encouraged to attend parties with rich and powerful men as a means to establish their credentials and succeed at legit modeling work.

Let’s just be blunt. They were told that if they fucked rich men at these parties they would advance their careers — a reality for models and actresses for generations.

Back then, I shared as many of legitimate stories as I could find, but I don’t remember every detail. Some of the parties were mixed gender — high-end cocktail parties where these women might naturally hit on some old man — which years of money and ego might actually seem legit to some of these assholes.

The Jane Doe Case

But, there were other, more nefarious parties that Epstein was known to throw — sex parties primarily for men who knew exactly what was going on and had cart blanche to do anything they wanted to with these women.

In 2016 one of these women (known as Jane Doe in records) filed a lawsuit against Trump for being brutally raped multiple times by Trump at these Epstein parties when she was thirteen.

She took a video deposition under oath and her female boss/madame corroborated her story under oath.

The mainstream media wouldn’t touch it — and frankly, I think it’s because it was so fucking explosive and they didn’t think Trump would win. Here’s an overview via Wikipedia:

In April 2016, an anonymous woman using the pseudonym "Katie Johnson" filed a lawsuit in California accusing both Trump and Jeffrey Epstein of forcibly raping her when she was 13 years old at underage sex parties at Epstein's Manhattan residence in 1994. The case was dismissed the following month. A second version of the lawsuit was filed in New York in June by the same woman as "Jane Doe" claiming to have been raped or sexually assaulted by the pair at four 1994 parties when she was 13. The lawsuit was refiled in September, and on November 2, Doe was scheduled to appear at a press conference at the office of Lisa Bloom before abruptly canceling; Bloom said Jane Doe had received multiple threats.

"I loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop, but he did not," Jane Doe wrote in a formal declaration accompanying her recent suits. "Defendant Trump responded to my pleas by violently striking me in the face with his open hand and screaming that he would do whatever he wanted. ... Immediately following this rape, Defendant Trump threatened me that, were I ever to reveal any of the details of Defendant Trump's sexual and physical abuse of me, my family and I would be physically harmed if not killed."

The lawsuit was withdrawn two days later.

A July investigation by The Guardian said that the lawsuits appeared to be organized by Norm Lubow, "who has been associated in the past with a range of disputed claims involving celebrities including OJ Simpson and Kurt Cobain." Another prominent promoter of Doe's accusation was conservative, Never-Trump activist Steve Baer. Doe identified Trump from his TV show The Apprentice years after the attacks.

As someone who was following the story closely it all had the look of a Trump payoff to me — even if there were some shady character involved. The daughter of famed lawyer Gloria Allred, Lisa Bloom was (like her mother) known for high-profile cases, often representing women accusing men or rape and assault. But, she also represented male dirt bags like Harvey Weinstein — which I’ve always thought was a way he thought would make him look more innocent.

I do know that when the case disappeared it was very hard to find Jane Doe’s video deposition for quite some time. That’s not an easy task unless you have someone trying to scrub the internet and threatening people to take it down.

Eventually (after Trump won) it came back into circulation and even gained a bit of a new life on social media in the 2024 election. But, again, never picked up by mainstream media.

Here it is with the obvious warning, that it is very disturbing:

If this was a lone accusation in a vacuum — especially given some of the characters involved — I would likely dismiss it. But it’s obviously not and follows a pattern of dozens and dozens of Trump abuse survivors (including his first wife) in ways that weren’t common knowledge back then.

So, yes, it’s pretty clear why a serial rapist would want to divert attention from his own Epstein association and try to pin it on Bill Clinton or some list of other dirty Democrats.

From Suicide To The Present

Of course during Trump 1.0 Epstein mysteriously killed himself by hanging in his prison cell. And when his long-time girlfriend and madame Ghislaine Maxwell was charged, Trump couldn’t bring himself to say anything bad about her. But, did manage to wish her good luck.

I’ll just leave that out there to ponder.

Like I said, Trump and his enablers did such a good job projecting that a rabid online section of the MAGA-Verse has never let the story go. Especially a group of online MAGA influencers and crack-pot pundits.

And throughout the 2024 campaign those aligned with Trump promised that when he was re-elected the truth would finally see the light of day.

Almost immediately after being confirmed to be Trumps new Attorney General, Pam Bondi claimed that she had the infamous list on her desk and would be releasing the full contents. New FBI Director Kash Patel (who promoted the files for years) also said it was all coming out.

Well, so much for that. Apparently, either Bondi didn’t have a list or file or there never was one. And Jeffery Epstein was a totally normal suicide and there’s no need to look into anything.

Case closed. Hey Trump friends, how about those chemtrails, the faked moon landing, COVID microchips, and how the Earth is flat!?

There’s so many more important things going on now — at it’s core saving our Democracy from Dictatorship. But, if we make it through this nightmare and Trump is brought down, I pray that the dam finally breaks and we learn the truth about everything he’s done.

Because, I bet that we don’t know the half of it.

BREAKING UPDATE:

I was trying to paint with a pretty broad brush — and not getting into the Epstein suicide. But, man. I just can’t avoid this security camera footage released by the DOJ as proof that he wasn’t murdered.

For starters, we were told when Epstein died that the cameras were broken. Well, now here is 10 hours of footage that shows no one coming to his cell.

But… there is actually a minute omitted from the footage. That’s not good, right? Especially not for people who think he was murdered. Maybe it was a random glitch?

Actually, it sounds like the lost minute happens just before the footage shows Jeff dead in his cell.

That’s really not good. I mean, why-would-you-ever-release-that not good.

These folks just opened up a world of pain — mainly from their biggest crack-pot fans who might be forced to question the Epstein reality they’ve created.